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Boyfriend rushed her to the ER, and when told that they needed to know what snake it was to give the proper anti-venom, he rushed back out and caught the same type of snake if not the same exact one.
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His superstitious fears are confirmed when he rolls into an open grave, breaking his collarbone. A woman leads her rather reluctant lover into a cemetery on Halloween night, with the intention of making love between the gravestones.Did we mention that the woman is allergic to bee stings? A couple in a public park start to make out, and are rolling on the ground naked.A tree limb is not, as a rule, a safe place to have sex.Making Love in All the Wrong Places: For starters:.Laser-Guided Karma: The aforementioned lawyer, while his testicles were saved, loses his wife with his mistress acting as her divorce attorney.They need to go to the ER while still handcuffed, still in costume. They decided that adding handcuffs would be fun, and that her vagina was a good, safe place to keep the key.
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One couple were wearing Cosplay costumes (as a dragon and a princess).Funnier still, members of their church came by to console them, and ended up in a prayer circle praying for Paolo's recovery. When they went to the ER after he suffered a penile fracture, no one could understand who Paolo was, or how he was injured. One couple referred to the man's penis as 'Paolo'.Expecting that it was the dominatrix returning, he asked to be given a kick in the gonads. The attack occurred when his wife happened upon her pain-loving husband slumped over his desk with his pants around his ankles after a session with a female lawyer who was his domme. Eventually, as the man's wife and mistress began arguing in the ER, the doctors had to explain to him that without immediate surgery he would lose his testicles, which finally convinced him to accept treatment. One case which most definitely was a Groin Attack involved a man who was admitted to the ER with a severely swollen scrotum, but the staff were puzzled when he continued to refuse pain medication.Groin Attack: While not generally an attack per se, injuries to the genitalia are among the most common reasons for the trip to the emergency room.Dramatization: the re-enactments of the events, often with a lot of and discreet (and not-so-discreet) camera angles to hide the Not Safe for Work parts.Destructo-Nookie: One couple had to go to the ER after things got pretty heated in bed to the point where he accidentally put his girlfriend's head through the headboard, which resulted in her having a head injury.